David Spade Twitter Pics

Went to get a chair massage. Way tougher to get happy ending. But not impossible. #topitoff. #nooneslooking http://t.co/YhPCEdtW
July 30, 2012, 9:17 pm

Why did girls beach volleyball go from swim suits to wet suits? #imout. #olympics http://t.co/ogYGb5Vb
July 29, 2012, 9:12 pm

This just fell out of this girls purse i was chatting up. And man was she chatting http://t.co/qgCYv5EK
July 28, 2012, 9:14 pm

Oh my god. Teds nailing Sherry Shepard now? http://t.co/oAVU5dyh
July 27, 2012, 10:25 pm

So funny http://t.co/kc0mOA45
July 24, 2012, 4:53 pm

@chrisrock and me pimpin around boson like kim and kanye. #pleaselookatus http://t.co/j4IzppkK
July 24, 2012, 12:57 pm

I also over heard these 2 dickheads talking shit about me http://t.co/xB7khTCe
March 29, 2012, 10:58 pm

I ran into this asshole on the golf course. http://t.co/J1Em5MLH
March 29, 2012, 8:37 pm

This reminds me of first but i write on snl. Chia head. #applause http://t.co/7P6cYViQ
March 29, 2012, 1:49 am

So thats how a traffic light works. I knew it! http://t.co/YGMuAkSU
March 28, 2012, 3:13 pm

Attacked by some sort of rabid mountain lion at golf course. We wrestled for 30 mins before cops came. #ilost http://t.co/P9j3AT2c
March 25, 2012, 1:07 am

Bumped into to mr miagi at grove. Super cool dude. Wants to get on dancing w stars http://t.co/DH6Dg3UP
March 22, 2012, 12:56 am

They finally made a spade doll. #skipactualsizejokes http://t.co/8F2oUa1e
March 20, 2012, 10:29 pm

American girl hospital for kids that beat their kids http://t.co/AEQ1NNpg
March 20, 2012, 8:02 pm

At American girl( for jokes) . they have a possessed doll from Devil Inside movie. #terrifying http://t.co/qaDYlNDb
March 20, 2012, 8:00 pm